I just found out that one of my Facebook heroes, Osho, not only died in 2000, but is also the infamous Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh! I originally knew of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh via Berkeley Breathed‘s brilliant 1980s comic strip Bloom County, where Bill the Cat runs off to Rajneeshpuram, Oregon to join the cult.
So, I looked up all this stuff on Wikipedia and found myself laughing and laughing and laughing while reading the entry for Bill the Cat. It’s so fucking funny that I’m just going to paste it here in its entirety (as of today):
Bill the Cat, or Bill D. Cat (according to the final Outland strip), is a fictional cat appearing in the works of cartoonist Berkeley Breathed, beginning with the comic strip Bloom County in the 1980s and continuing in Outland and Opus in the following decades. Bill also appeared in some of Breathed’s illustrated children’s books, including A Wish for Wings That Work, which was also made into an animated Christmas television special, and also on greeting cards and other sundry merchandise. The cat’s most frequent spoken sentiments are “Ack!” and “Thbbft!”, unlike most other animals (and children) in Breathed’s work, who not only can speak English, but have advanced vocabularies. The former is a result of his regularly choking on hairballs, the latter sound an approximation of the “raspberry“.
Bill the Cat is commonly seen as a parody of Jim Davis‘ Garfield (Milo Bloom appears to fear a visit from United Feature Syndicate‘s copyright lawyers surrounding Bill’s similarities to Garfield). Breathed has also described Bill as his attempt to create a character so repulsive that it would have absolutely no merchandising potential. But surprisingly, Bill the Cat trinkets and figurines have sold in great quantity, and often appear in the strips.
Bill the Cat was inspired by a colorful economist named Bill Moore. Moore was a graduate assistant at the University of Texas at Austin during the 1970s, and one of Berke Breathed’s teachers. Recognizably wild-eyed (and one legged), Moore also became one of Breathed’s friends. His name was inspired by a local homeless man of Iowa City, Iowa, who was dubbed Bill “The Cat”. Nothing is known of Bill’s whereabouts from the early 2000s onward. It is assumed he either moved to a different town, or, more likely, is deceased.
Bill the Cat’s character was raised in Dubuque, Iowa, left for New York to become a film star and left his girlfriend, Sally, behind. Some of Bill the Cat’s film roles include the leads in Orangestoke: The Legend of Bill, Lord of the Monkeys and Terms of Bill’s Endearment. During this period, he drank heavily, used illegal drugs, and “free-based Tender Vittles” until his friends helped him to recover. On September 30, 1983, Bill drove his Ferrari into a cactus at 140 miles per hour, dying instantly in the crash (the media, not wishing to divulge the true nature of Bill’s death, claimed that he died of acne). The only part of Bill that was salvaged from the wreckage was his tongue, which young genius Oliver Wendell Jones used to clone Bill and bring him back to life. In the latter months of 1984, Bill’s bid for the American presidency was effectively ruined by his decision to run off and join (and end up leading) the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh cult in Oregon, only to be “rescued” and deprogrammed several weeks later by a humorous application of the Ludovico technique (by forcing him to watch reruns of Leave It to Beaver.) (All of this, by the way, a fictional account of his life, as mentioned by the other characters.) In the video “A wish for wings that work” Opus professes to have saved Bill from a lab where his brains had been replaced with tater tots.
Bill spent time as an unintelligible rock star who sang and played “electric tongue” with his heavy metal band Deathtöngue, later Billy and the Boingers. Bill got rich when their song “U-Stink-But-I-♥-U” became a jingle for Wheat Thins, but he did not share the wealth with his bandmates. Although Bill was the front-person of Billy and the Boingers, the band excluded him and disbanded when it became public that he spent his nights staying up late, reading the Bible with a nun. After this incident, Bill became the televangelist “Fundamentally Oral Bill”, parodying (and, in theBloom County universe, rivaling) real-life televangelists such as Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker and Oral Roberts.
Bill was accused of treason for sending secrets to the Soviet Union with the unwitting assistance of his lover Jeane Kirkpatrick. Secrets he sold included: Secret antiperspirant, the secret formula of Coke, the secret of the Sierra Madre, and the secret of George Bush‘s appeal (the secret being that he doesn’t have any appeal). He was exchanged to the Soviets for accused spy Cutter John. While in Russia, he was responsible for theChernobyl nuclear disaster, and was traded back soon afterwards. The reason he stated for returning to the US was, as he put it, “to make some dough,” although this reason was edited by Milo into the more PR-friendly “to once again walk the green grass of freedom.”
Bill the Cat twice won the National Radical Meadow Party’s nomination to run for President of the United States, in 1984 and 1988, despite being dead in the first instance, and despite having a vocabulary that mainly consisted of “Aack!” He lost twice, once because of coughing up a furball onConnie Chung. In spite of this political affiliation, he embarked on a torrid love affair with Jeane Kirkpatrick, then was later used as the primary source for an illegal cat-sweat-based baldness cure. His brain was replaced with Donald Trump’s (who had been hit with his yacht‘s anchor whilesunbathing in New York Harbor).
Bill the Cat returned to comics in Berke Breathed’s now canceled strip, Opus, which ran from November 23, 2003 through November 2, 2008. Given Bill’s ostensible death and revival by tongue cloning (à la Sleeper), his carcass was suggested as the source of the recent BSE (aka “Mad Cow Disease”) epidemic. Later, he was chosen as the new mayor of Bloom County. He got the message when he was playing Garfield at a mall promotion (the child in his lap asked her father if Garfield had died). Mayoral efforts for Bill and Opus involved forcing low-jeans teenagers to wear suspenders. Bill, however, lost an election a few months later because of an affair with Paris Hilton.
Fucking brilliant, I say! What the heck ever happened to Berke Breathed??? God, I miss his brand of parody!
So, okay, Osho died in 2000, but I really only heard of him on Facebook, and fell in love with his beautiful posts… (Well, obviously, they aren’t his posts; somebody else– probably one of his “disciples,” is posting in his stead, which is not unusual, as there are lots of dead guys who “post” on Facebook: Alan Watts, Rumi, Buddha, etc…) And then my ex bought the Osho Zen Tarot deck, which was actually freekin’ cool in its synchronicity and telling powers.
Anyway, that’s all. I was just, well, shocked, to learn that Osho was Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh.